I Couldn’t Make This Stuff Up If I Tried…

It was then, police say, that Beck asked the arresting officer if they could just charge Ellet because she had a clean record.Aberdeen, UK – Last November, a woman called police to complain that her boyfriend was shit-faced and she wanted him removed from her home. When officers arrived, they found 28-year-old Marium Varinauskas sitting on the couch in his underwear. A female officer, perhaps trying to calm the drunken fool and convince him to leave without a fight, took a seat near Marium on the couch. (Cue hysterical Jaded snortgiggling in 3…2…) Marium then stood up over the officer, whipped out his junk and thrust it in the officer’s face, trying to thunk her in the head with it. The officer was forced to take evasive action and just barely managed to avoid being cock slapped. Marium and his wee willy were promptly taken out the door and straight to jail. He was was due to go on trial for assault, but changed his plea to guilty on Tuesday. The court accepted his plea and has fined him 600, which, and spork me if I’m wrong, amounts to about 0 and some change. The extremely embarrassed and apologetic Marium has decided to quit with the binge drinking as a result of the whole incident.

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Video Captures Cop Offering ‘Legal Assistance’ In Exchange For Sex

When police interviewed the teen, she informed them that she’d had at least 70 encounters with Schinke over the last eight months. Police arrested Schlinke on Tuesday, one day after she resigned from her position with Valley Brook Police. Schlinke had been a police officer for only four months and was still attending the police academy, Valley Brook Police Chief Michael Stamp said.Deputies served a search warrant on Waelde’s home, but have yet to release their findings, if any. Also, no word on what Waelde was willing to do in “return.”

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What Happened To Iyana Perez?

Keski would reciprocate by sending the girl and Greiner gifts, including jewelry, electronics and the sex toys police would find in the minor’s bedroom. All told, Keski sent around ,000 to Greiner and her daughter for bills and rent, some of that money going to an engagement ring Greiner purchased for her daughter on Keski’s behalf.MANASSAS, Va. — A 16-year-old girl from a Virginia has been charged with harassment over a Facebook page she created to make fun of other girls at Stonewall Jackson High School in Manassas… a city whose name I cannot help but pronounce a lot differently than I’m sure the creator intended. […]

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Aunt Charged With Attacking Her Two Nieces With A Knife

Police say they were registered at the hotel until November 4. At some point during their stay, Marsolick’s daughter had one of her friends stay with them for a night. It was during that overnight stay that Marsolick allegedly had sexual contact with both girls.Phoenix, AZ — Thurman McGriff was taken into custody Saturday after witnesses say he received or pretended to receive a blowjob from a puppy.

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The Pulpit of DOOM – Drunkcast 5

Sperling and Bailey were both arrested and have each been charged with four counts of felony child abuse. They are in jail under ,000 bonds, and are both due in court today to hear the charges against them.Justin Hoskins was arrested on suspicion of child abuse and failure to seek medical attention for a minor, according to court records. Those charged will more than likely be upgraded now that Ian has died. Hoskins remains in jail under a bond of 0,000.

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